Funny Jokes In Urdu 2018

AAJ KI BAAT ” Agar Dunya Me Zyada Kaam Kerny Se Qadar Hoti, To GADHA Sab Se Zyada Izzat-dar Hota.. 😉 Dedicated To All My H...

AAJ KI BAAT
” Agar Dunya Me Zyada
Kaam Kerny Se Qadar
Hoti,
To
GADHA Sab Se Zyada
Izzat-dar Hota.. 😉
Dedicated To All My
Hardworking Friends.. 😀

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For My Single Friends
Zamane Ki Her Jeet Aap K Naam Ho
Zindgi Ki Khushyan Aap K Naam Ho

Dil Se Dua Hai Aap K Lye

2018 Ke Dulha/Dulhan Me Shamil Aapka B Naam Ho.. 😀

Love Definition
Starts From Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
.
But 2Day
.
LOVE”
Starts With Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy.. 🙁
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ANGREZI YAADEN
Mere Aangan Me Kabhi Flower Khila Krty Thy.
Meri Eyes Me B Dreams Basa Krty Thy,

Mujhko Halaat Ki Aandhi Ne Giraya Othrwise.

Mere Shadow Me B Kuch People Raha Krty Thy,

Hen Remembr Hamen Rafaqat Ki Wo Watch Ab B.

Dil Ki Heartbeat B Tere Sath Suna Krty Thy,

Aaj Wo Mehfil Me Stranger Bnay Bethey Hen.

Jo Kabi Mujhy Apni Life Kaha Krty Thy.

Ab Trasti Hen Teri Deed Ko Eyes,

IK Period Tha Hm Roz Mila Krty Thy.. 😀

3 Cheezen
3 Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do.. 1- Dard 2- Gham 3- Roothna . 3 CheezeN Kabhi Na Bhulana.. 1- “Maha” 2- Us K Msgs 3- Us Ki Personality.. 😉 . 3 Kaam Kabhi Na Kerna.. 1- Is Msg Ko Edit kerna 2- Apna Naam Likhna 3- Dusron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Kerna… 😀
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Larkon Per Ilzam
Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 5,6 Larky Jama Hoty Hen To Un Ka Mozu Larki Q Hota Hai.?? Pappu: Jab 5,6 Larkiyan Jama Hoti Hen To Wo Konsa Taraveeh Parhati Hen,, Vaddi Aai Larkon Per Ilzam Lagany Wali.. ;-D Hahahha
Omlet
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. 😀 hahahha
Omlet
Nawaz Sharif: Kulsoom Lagta Hai Aaj Barish Ho Rahi Hai. Kulsoom Nawaz: Nahi Miyan Sahab, Log Thoo Thoo Ker Rahe Hen.. 😀 Hhahaha
Qatl-e-Tiflan
Qatl-e-Tiflan Ki Manadi Ho Rahi Hai Shehar Me, Maa Mujhy Tu “Surat-e-Moosa” Baha De Nehar Me..!
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Khali Jaga
Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota.. Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. 😀 Hahhaha
Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen?? Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0 Hahhaha
Funny jokes in Urdu
Ek Bewakoof Apna Mobile Qarustan Me Dafna Raha Tha. Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Bewakoof: Mobile Waly Bhai Ny Kaha Hai K Mobile “DEAD” Ho Gaya Hai.. 😀 Hhahaha
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Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do. Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50% Dimagh Nikalna Paray Ga. Admi: Theek Hai Nikal Do. Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya. Aadmi Hosh Me Aaty hi Bola: “Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Sala Khocha Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya.? 😀 Hahhaha Share these funny jokes in Urdu with your friends
Toothpaste K Add Me
Her Toothpaste K Add Me Kehty Hen: “10 Me Se 8 Dentist Ki Tajveez.” , Pata Hai Baki K 2 Q Nahi Kehty; QK Un Ki Degree Original Hoti Hai.. 😀 Hahahha Share Best Urdu Jokes
Interest K Loan,Urdu Jokes
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai. Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. 😀 Hhahaha Share funny jokes with your friends
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Internet Customer Service
Ek Larki Ny Internet Customer Service Ko Phone Kiya: Mera Internet Theek Kaam Nahi Ker Raha..” Customer Service: Madam Jab Tak Internet ahi Kaam Nahi Kerta’ Aap Ghar K Kaam Q Nahi Ker Leti.. 😀 Hahhahaha
Husband Ki Speed-Urdu Jokes
Agar Aap Apnu Husband Ki Speed Check Kerna Chahti Hen To Bas Ek Aawaz Lagaen; “Aap ka Mobile Baj Raha Hai, Utha Lun Kiya..?” 😀 Hhahahaha share Urdu Jokes With Your Friends

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